a? DeaTh SuCkZa?
Mood:  don't ask
By now, I've probably depressed you to the point of considering suicide...  Well, don't do it, because death sucks even worse than life. At least while you are alive, you've got a chance (however slim) of having something good happen to you.  But, when you are dead, you are... well, dead...  Nothing good will happen to you, in fact NOTHING at all will happen to you; or, if it does, you won't know about it.  You are just buried in the ground to rot, and become food for various creatures.  Not a fun thing to have happen to you.  So, my advice is just to learn to deal with the suckiness of life...

a? reLigiON suCkZa?
Mood:  don't ask
Religion.  Those useless, time-wasting, archaic beliefs which people use to help them deal with life and death , since they just can't handle the reality.  They need to believe that there is something wonderful waiting for them after they die.  Otherwise, they just couldn't deal with the fact that life sucks as much as it does.  They usually view life as some sort of trial they have to go through in order to make it to the Wonderful Afterlife... Poor, deluded bastards...  They just can't accept the fact that this is it, this is all there is to life, and it sucks.  And, there are no refunds or exchanges...

a? sChooL SuCkZa?
Mood:  don't ask
We all know this one to be true, and I'm sure I won't get much dispute.  Whether you are in High School, College, or Grad School, the universal fact remains that school sucks.  You are forced to do tons of inane homework, take pointless tests, and get little or no sleep.  And, all for what?  A piece of parchment paper with your name on it, which you might get after several years of this torture, if you are lucky.  Why do we put ourselves through this self-induced torture?  Because we are greedy, and we want jobs where we can make lots of money when we finally graduate.  Typical human nature...

a? HuManzsuCkZa?
Mood:  don't ask
Yes, human beings themselves suck.  We are the proverbial Sewer Rats.  We are useless, arrogant, ignorant, violent, and just generally not nice guys.  If you don't believe me (and, if you are like most humans, you don't believe me), then just take a look at some of the things we humans have done: We have started wars over such stupid things as religion .  We have killed millions and billions of people for no apparent reason.  We have destroyed our own planet, and other life forms we share it with (which we automatically assume we are better than, by the way).  Etc...  Perhaps this explains WHY exactly our lives do suck: it is some sort of payback for our whole species being such dicks...